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Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Zurich

Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Zurich Comedy Clubhouse Zurich, Freieckgasse 9, 8001 Zürich Tickets

Credits: Dima Watermelon

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Comedy Clubhouse Zurich, Zürich (CH)

🎭 An hour of real stand-up comedy from the "Fake European”. Dima is one of Europe’s most exciting rising comedians to see live.

Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

“Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
“Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
“Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom

😂 The Vibe: Spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on becoming German, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and circumcision. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.

 

🎟️ Tickets:

  • Online: from 15 CHF
  • Door: 40 CHF

📍Comedy Club House, Zurich
🚪Doors open at 19:30
⏰ Showtime at 20:00
The show is entirely in English!

 

🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦

Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Dima's unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes.

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🎭 An hour of real stand-up comedy from the "Fake European”. Dima is one of Europe’s most exciting rising comedians to see live.

Originally from Ukraine, Dima has been living in Germany for the last 10 years. But don’t worry – he hasn’t been there long enough to lose his sense of humour. And yes, Watermelon is his real last name, simply translated into English.

“Deadpan Absurdity” – Stewart Lee, The Guardian
“Immensely likable stage presence and sharp storytelling” – SLEEC Reviews
“Did you write it yourself?” – Dima's mom

😂 The Vibe: Spicy jokes, hilarious hot takes and ridiculous life stories on becoming German, online dating, late-stage capitalism, interracial marriage, white privilege and circumcision. No topic is too dark, too soon, or too personal.

 

🎟️ Tickets:

  • Online: from 15 CHF
  • Door: 40 CHF

📍Comedy Club House, Zurich
🚪Doors open at 19:30
⏰ Showtime at 20:00
The show is entirely in English!

 

🍉 Dima Watermelon • www.dimawatermelon.com • @dimawatermelon 🇺🇦

Dima has performed in over 30 countries, including renowned locations like Gotham Comedy Club in New York, The Comedy Store in London, and the Edinburgh Fringe Festival.

Dima's unique comedic style is a mix of absurdity, social commentary, and some allegedly inappropriate jokes.

Having lived in 3 different countries and visited over 40, Dima is no longer simply Ukrainian, but not quite European either. Stuck in this absurd cultural limbo, he finds laughter is his best coping mechanism.

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Event organiser

Event organiser of Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Zurich

Dmytro Arbuzin

Tickets

Sale ends on Friday, 06.02.2026 22:00

Early Birds

24.77 €
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General Admission

29.88 €
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Student Ticket

16.58 €
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Location:

Comedy Clubhouse Zurich, Freieckgasse 9, Zürich, CH

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Event organiser

Fake European: English Stand-up Comedy in Zurich is organised by:

Dmytro Arbuzin